10 things NOT to say to a new mom

When you have a baby, you notice that some people really lose all filters when it comes to giving their opinions. If you have children of your own, you've probably heard a lot of these yourself. If you don't have any children and you're not sure what is OK to say to a new mom and what is not, here's my list of things you should definitely NOT say to her:

1. "Wow, your baby sure cries a lot." Thanks, Sherlock.

2. "Have you lost all the pregnancy weight yet?" No, anything else?



3. "Baby doesn't sleep much, does he? You look exhausted." Thank you.

4. "Do all babies have pimples like that?" Yes.

5. "Newborn babies are so wrinkly, they're not that cute until they are at least a month old." Get out.

6. "Soooo, when is he going to start growing hair?" I don't know, ask him.

7. "I know so many kids named Adam." Good for you.

8. "My friend Molly has three kids and her house is always spotless." Good for Molly.

9. "My friend Tanya's kid is the same age as your baby and can hold his head up much longer than your baby." OK, but my baby is the cutest one in the world, so I win.

10. "He's growing really fast. You shouldn't nurse him so often or he'll be obese." Great advice, doctor.

(P.S.: This article is meant as a joke, please don't get offended, ok? :) )

What is the most ridiculous thing you've heard someone say to a new mom? Let me know in the comments!