You know you're a mom when...

...you have to get out of the shower 3 times to soothe a crying baby.

...the money you used to spend on lipsticks you now spend on breast pads.

...you can't remember the last time you actually wore make-up.

...you almost block your phone, because you can't remember your pass code at 3 a.m.



...you find yourself eating your lunch with one hand while holding your baby in the other, because that's the only way you can eat in peace.

...the vast majority of things in your purse aren't for you.

...milk stains. Everywhere.

...you consider 4 consecutive hours of sleep a great rest.

...you do laundry pretty much every day, yet none of your own clothes are ever clean.

...you're not sure if you've already brushed your teeth today or not.